We are proud to announce that Twisted Signposts will be the mouthpiece for Third Finger Over and the Angry Dog Direct Action Network until corporate sponsorship is obtained.
Giving You the Finger Diagram to demonstrate why the middle class is the third finger over.
The Pinky Finger:
The fancy pants pinky finger is raised in the air whenever the rich drink tea. Tea that should have been dropped into Boston Harbor! That’s right. The Pinky Finger is a Red Coat sympathizer just waiting to slip us back into the British Empire!
The Ring Finger:
The ring finger is representative of slavery and the attempts of the upper class to slip the chains of bondage on to the middle class by preaching consumerism, giving loans out that cannot possibly be paid back, and presenting lifestyles to the youth that lead them into a materialistic lifestyle
Third Finger Over!
The Pointing Finger:
The pointing finger is the blaming finger. It points to the middle class to pay the bill for all those tax breaks for the wealthy and the social programs for the poor.
The Thumb:
The thumb represents the fact that no one sticks up for us. They are too busy with their thumbs up their asses to help us. We now realize that it is time to stand up and face the rich and the poor and take back what is ours... except for those smelly thumbs. They can actually just stay up that ass. I don't really want them to see the light of day.
Anyway you look at it, the middle class is the Third Finger Over and we need to make a difference this November! Vote for Super Chihuahua and the Bourgeoisie Poodle!
...and now some special messages for our comrades behind enemy lines in the Republican and Democratic campaigns:
COVER YOUR NUTS WHEN THE DONKEY KICKS.
DON’T STAND UNDER THE ELEPHANT.
THE DOG NEEDS WORMED.
PICK UP SOME BEER BEFORE COMING HOME TONIGHT.
Gods speed to those poor men and women sacrificing themselves like that… brings a tear to the eye.
Good night and good luck.
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