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Giving You the Finger Diagram to demonstrate why the middle class is the third finger over.


The Pinky Finger:
The fancy pants pinky finger is raised in the air whenever the rich drink tea. Tea that should have been dropped into Boston Harbor! That’s right. The Pinky Finger is a Red Coat sympathizer just waiting to slip us back into the British Empire!

The Ring Finger:
The ring finger is representative of slavery and the attempts of the upper class to slip the chains of bondage on to the middle class by preaching consumerism, giving loans out that cannot possibly be paid back, and presenting lifestyles to the youth that lead them into a materialistic lifestyle

Third Finger Over!

The Pointing Finger:
The pointing finger is the blaming finger. It points to the middle class to pay the bill for all those tax breaks for the wealthy and the social programs for the poor.

The Thumb:
The thumb represents the fact that no one sticks up for us. They are too busy with their thumbs up their asses to help us. We now realize that it is time to stand up and face the rich and the poor and take back what is ours... except for those smelly thumbs. They can actually just stay up that ass. I don't really want them to see the light of day.

Anyway you look at it, the middle class is the Third Finger Over and we need to make a difference this November! Vote for Super Chihuahua and the Bourgeoisie Poodle!

...and now some special messages for our comrades behind enemy lines in the Republican and Democratic campaigns:

COVER YOUR NUTS WHEN THE DONKEY KICKS.

DON’T STAND UNDER THE ELEPHANT.

THE DOG NEEDS WORMED.

PICK UP SOME BEER BEFORE COMING HOME TONIGHT.

Gods speed to those poor men and women sacrificing themselves like that… brings a tear to the eye.

Good night and good luck.

Third Finger Over Nominates Super Chihuahua!

Super Chihuahua has announced he has accepted the nomination as a presidential candidate for the newly formed political party: Third Finger Over.

Third Finger Over (an obvious reference to the middle finger) is representative of the middleclass –caught between the elitist pinky and the wealthy ring fingers on one side and the trigger pulling pointing finger and smelly thumb up the ass on the other.

Third Finger Over’s rallying cry is "Fuck You!"

They have scheduled a formal meeting to discuss the finer aspects of their political platform in the near future. Currently, they seem content to run around cursing the wealthy and pissing on limousine windshields.

In related news, the Bourgeoisie Poodle has formed the Angry Dog Direct Action Network (ADDAN) as the militant wing of Third Finger Over. The Bourgeoisie Poodle is calling on all true patriots of America to raise a leg and piss on injustice. Since there is a lot of injustice, we need to have enough piss to cover everything –so drink more beer.

New Political Opportunities in 2008?

I would like to take this opportunity to thank the individual that came up with the term “cluster-fuck”. Unfortunately, this word has come to represent many things in America.

For example: “Cluster-fuck” defines America’s political system.

America's political system is comprised of two major parties that are almost identical.

You know what?

It isn’t a two party system. It is the illusion of a two-party system in which both parties are fighting over the scraps thrown to them by big business. You don’t think so? In the last election, the incumbent Republican and the challenging Democrat went to the same university and were members of the same elitist club.

These allegedly competing political factions blow minor bickering points out of proportion to give the illusion of major differences. But in the end, you have a country ruled by a rich elitist upper class that serve themselves at the expense of the workingman.

Let’s face it. The poor have a safety net –not a very good safety net, but a safety net nonetheless. The rich can take care of themselves and yet they still get tax breaks and kickbacks.

The fact of the matter is that the middle class pays for the rich-man’s tax breaks and the poor-man’s safety net. But what about the middle class? Who is looking out for the people working to keep their head above water and to give their kids a chance of a decent education?

Well I have good news. There is a team of superhero candidates out there looking out for the middle class:

Super Chihuahua and his bitch The Bourgeoisie Poodle



They’re in heat and ready to hump the leg of American Politics.