Super Chihuahua has announced he has accepted the nomination as a presidential candidate for the newly formed political party: Third Finger Over.
Third Finger Over (an obvious reference to the middle finger) is representative of the middleclass –caught between the elitist pinky and the wealthy ring fingers on one side and the trigger pulling pointing finger and smelly thumb up the ass on the other.
Third Finger Over’s rallying cry is "Fuck You!"
They have scheduled a formal meeting to discuss the finer aspects of their political platform in the near future. Currently, they seem content to run around cursing the wealthy and pissing on limousine windshields.
In related news, the Bourgeoisie Poodle has formed the Angry Dog Direct Action Network (ADDAN) as the militant wing of Third Finger Over. The Bourgeoisie Poodle is calling on all true patriots of America to raise a leg and piss on injustice. Since there is a lot of injustice, we need to have enough piss to cover everything –so drink more beer.
1 comment:
Hilarious! You've got my vote!
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