Okay... here is a non-Showtime series favorite. Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles is awesome. The offical website is here. Oh, you can also watch full episodes.
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Okay... here is a non-Showtime series favorite. Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles is awesome. The offical website is here. Oh, you can also watch full episodes.
Monday, January 21, 2008
Discordianism
You have heard of the Bible, the Koran, the Upanishads, the Tao-te-hing, etc. But have you heard of the The Principia Discordia. Follow the link and discover the truth!
Breaking News! An Interview with Super Chihuahua
Breaking News!
Twisted Signposts has interviewed Third Finger Over Presidential Candidate Super Chihuahua concerning Republican accusations that, among other things, casts doubt on Super Chihuahua’s Hispanic heritage, challenges his patriotism, and his ability to lead.
Reporter: So just for the record, what is your real name?
Super Chihuahua: Yes, well, just for the record my real name is Bodom D. Bones.
Reporter: Very well, Mr. Bones…
Super Chihuahua: Oh please, let’s not be so formal. You may call me Super Chihuahua or Bodom.
Reporter: Okay, Bodom. Your name doesn’t sound very Hispanic. In fact, you have been accused of being a Beagle –like Snoopy. You have also been accused of having a ‘stand in’ Chihuahua for many of your political posters, like the one featured on Twisted Signposts, for the express purpose of trying to gain the Hispanic vote. How do you respond?
Super Chihuahua: Well, first of all, let me reiterate that I am definitely Hispanic. My great grandmother relocated to Juarez, Mexico, from Great Britain in the early 1800’s.
Reporter: Well, that explains a lot. Did she marry a resident of the Chihuahua state?
Super Chihuahua: Actually, her departure from Great Britain was one of necessity and so was her abrupt name change. She changed her surname to Chihuahua and died unmarried at the age of 13.
Reporter: If she went unmarried, how did the line continue?
Super Chihuahua: Well let’s just say she adopted the surname of an entire state because she probably entertained everyone there.
Reporter: Okay…
Super Chihuahua: Don’t look so shocked. She was just a bitch in heat. Were dogs. That’s what we do.
Reporter: Oh. Okay, it looks like we cleared that one up. How about the poster?
Super Chihuahua: Well, lets just say that an over zealous intern decided to have a chance to be in the spotlight. We’re trying to pull those old posters now and correct them. They may be worth some money once I get elected.
Reporter: Super Chihuahua, some people have challenged your patriotism. How do you respond to those allegations?
Super Chihuahua: I want to be very clear on this point. I participated in Desert Storm and almost caught Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Ladin while they were in a Baghdad Café. However, I was distracted by the Bourgeoisie Poodle and soon found myself doubting the necessity for combat. After that encounter, we started the “Fuck. Don’t Fight” campaign. Yeah, I know. It is similar to the “Make Love not War” campaign of the 60’s, but it was edgier in the 90’s –more dangerous.
Reporter: I know you’re busy. So we’ll talk more later.
Super Chihuahua: Thanks and remember, “Fuck the rich and Fuck Big Business!” Oh and should you want to provide corporate sponsorship for the Third Finger Over political movement and my election campaign, please send any checks, money orders, or cash to:
Bodom D. Bones
aka Super Chihuahua
10 Dog Catcher Circle
Hydrant, New York
Sunday, January 13, 2008
We are proud to announce that Twisted Signposts will be the mouthpiece for Third Finger Over and the Angry Dog Direct Action Network until corporate sponsorship is obtained.
Giving You the Finger Diagram to demonstrate why the middle class is the third finger over.
The Pinky Finger:
The fancy pants pinky finger is raised in the air whenever the rich drink tea. Tea that should have been dropped into Boston Harbor! That’s right. The Pinky Finger is a Red Coat sympathizer just waiting to slip us back into the British Empire!
The Ring Finger:
The ring finger is representative of slavery and the attempts of the upper class to slip the chains of bondage on to the middle class by preaching consumerism, giving loans out that cannot possibly be paid back, and presenting lifestyles to the youth that lead them into a materialistic lifestyle
Third Finger Over!
The Pointing Finger:
The pointing finger is the blaming finger. It points to the middle class to pay the bill for all those tax breaks for the wealthy and the social programs for the poor.
The Thumb:
The thumb represents the fact that no one sticks up for us. They are too busy with their thumbs up their asses to help us. We now realize that it is time to stand up and face the rich and the poor and take back what is ours... except for those smelly thumbs. They can actually just stay up that ass. I don't really want them to see the light of day.
Anyway you look at it, the middle class is the Third Finger Over and we need to make a difference this November! Vote for Super Chihuahua and the Bourgeoisie Poodle!
...and now some special messages for our comrades behind enemy lines in the Republican and Democratic campaigns:
COVER YOUR NUTS WHEN THE DONKEY KICKS.
DON’T STAND UNDER THE ELEPHANT.
THE DOG NEEDS WORMED.
PICK UP SOME BEER BEFORE COMING HOME TONIGHT.
Gods speed to those poor men and women sacrificing themselves like that… brings a tear to the eye.
Good night and good luck.
Third Finger Over Nominates Super Chihuahua!
Super Chihuahua has announced he has accepted the nomination as a presidential candidate for the newly formed political party: Third Finger Over.
Third Finger Over (an obvious reference to the middle finger) is representative of the middleclass –caught between the elitist pinky and the wealthy ring fingers on one side and the trigger pulling pointing finger and smelly thumb up the ass on the other.
Third Finger Over’s rallying cry is "Fuck You!"
They have scheduled a formal meeting to discuss the finer aspects of their political platform in the near future. Currently, they seem content to run around cursing the wealthy and pissing on limousine windshields.
In related news, the Bourgeoisie Poodle has formed the Angry Dog Direct Action Network (ADDAN) as the militant wing of Third Finger Over. The Bourgeoisie Poodle is calling on all true patriots of America to raise a leg and piss on injustice. Since there is a lot of injustice, we need to have enough piss to cover everything –so drink more beer.
Saturday, January 12, 2008
New Political Opportunities in 2008?
I would like to take this opportunity to thank the individual that came up with the term “cluster-fuck”. Unfortunately, this word has come to represent many things in America.
For example: “Cluster-fuck” defines America’s political system.
America's political system is comprised of two major parties that are almost identical.
You know what?
It isn’t a two party system. It is the illusion of a two-party system in which both parties are fighting over the scraps thrown to them by big business. You don’t think so? In the last election, the incumbent Republican and the challenging Democrat went to the same university and were members of the same elitist club.
These allegedly competing political factions blow minor bickering points out of proportion to give the illusion of major differences. But in the end, you have a country ruled by a rich elitist upper class that serve themselves at the expense of the workingman.
Let’s face it. The poor have a safety net –not a very good safety net, but a safety net nonetheless. The rich can take care of themselves and yet they still get tax breaks and kickbacks.
The fact of the matter is that the middle class pays for the rich-man’s tax breaks and the poor-man’s safety net. But what about the middle class? Who is looking out for the people working to keep their head above water and to give their kids a chance of a decent education?
Well I have good news. There is a team of superhero candidates out there looking out for the middle class:
Super Chihuahua and his bitch The Bourgeoisie Poodle
They’re in heat and ready to hump the leg of American Politics.
For example: “Cluster-fuck” defines America’s political system.
America's political system is comprised of two major parties that are almost identical.
You know what?
It isn’t a two party system. It is the illusion of a two-party system in which both parties are fighting over the scraps thrown to them by big business. You don’t think so? In the last election, the incumbent Republican and the challenging Democrat went to the same university and were members of the same elitist club.
These allegedly competing political factions blow minor bickering points out of proportion to give the illusion of major differences. But in the end, you have a country ruled by a rich elitist upper class that serve themselves at the expense of the workingman.
Let’s face it. The poor have a safety net –not a very good safety net, but a safety net nonetheless. The rich can take care of themselves and yet they still get tax breaks and kickbacks.
The fact of the matter is that the middle class pays for the rich-man’s tax breaks and the poor-man’s safety net. But what about the middle class? Who is looking out for the people working to keep their head above water and to give their kids a chance of a decent education?
Well I have good news. There is a team of superhero candidates out there looking out for the middle class:
Super Chihuahua and his bitch The Bourgeoisie Poodle
They’re in heat and ready to hump the leg of American Politics.
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