According to the BBC, a Las Vegas warehouse belonging to magician David Copperfield was raided by FBI Agents.
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FBI Agents were shocked to find evidence that Copperfield had performed in Iraq shortly before the Second Gulf War in 2003 and that Copperfield was personally responsible for causing the disappearance of Saddam's Weapons of Mass Destruction. A White House press statement quoted President Bush as saying, "Heh, heh! I told ya there was WMD's over there and finding them nukes in Copperfield's warehouse proves it!"
Pictures proving the President’s statements were released to the press earlier today in which six warheads that could be attached to cruise missiles were brought out of Copperfield's warehouse. Clearly marked as "This is a Nuklear WMD", the weapons were placed in crate labeled Minot, North Dakota and hauled on military trucks to Barksdale AFB in Louisiana.
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